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Daddy Vader Says… Open Wide

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Daddy Vader Says... Open Wide

Whatever mode of transportation you use to shuttle food into the cargo bay in your baby’s face station, we all have to admit that Yoda looked pretty good for a 900-year-old! Right??? And now that we all agree on that, let’s also all agree and admit that making a good tie fighter screech-roar is really friggin’ hard.

Especially for someone with a fully-enclosed helmet and breathing apparatus.

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10 Responses to “Daddy Vader Says… Open Wide”

  1. Jo says:

    UUUuummm, Yes?!? LOL

  2. Bryan says:

    Haha it’s true guys, but haven’t you wondered what would be more up to date than the airplane. Maybe a cloaked spaceship…..who knows how that would sound anyway…..or some sort of teleportation device. Some sort of vintage Star Trek, Beam me up Scotty sort of thing.

    For that matter have you wondered what predated the airplane method of feeding? A rickety jalopy of a motorcar perhaps? Maybe a steam locomotive? Ouch, the latter has me thinking of burns and train derailments. On second thought maybe a graceful airplane is best :o)

  3. Tyson says:

    You don’t need to make the screeching sound, but you do have to make the laser sounds – “PTCHEW! PTCHEW!” that’s right from the subliminal lesson book of the Chew Chew train, always say what you want them to do. 😉

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