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Daddy Vader Says… Defend Yourself

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Daddy Vader Says...Defend Yourself

Even if parents can’t wield the Force to deliver wedgies or noogies or zerbers from across a long dining table, kids need to be taught that they should be on their guard at all times.

The way you teach them this is by delivering sneak-attack tickles, wedgies, noogies or zerbers. They’ll pick it up right away!

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4 Responses to “Daddy Vader Says… Defend Yourself”

  1. Elizabeth says:

    We do not give wedgies in this house. However,I’m such an awesome user of the force, that I can tickle my kids without ever touching them.

  2. I agree – its an important life skill to teach!

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