My Wife Just Said… #108
“Do I look like I’m dead when I sleep?”
[Outrageous laughter]
[Silence…]
“So, do I?”
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13 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #108”
Raise your hand if your mother needed to do the mirror under the nose test well into your teen years!
::raises hand wildly::
*Raises hand* She used to come in my room every night until I insisted she stop. lol
HAHA! I didn’t know what the fuss was all about growing up either, until I shot a child out of my person who sleeps in the same motionless way I do. I get it, Mom. I get it.
Ha ha! I once put my fingers near my first son’s nose to check, when he was young. Ummmm. He started fidgeting. I washed my hands.
Butt picker…
I do not only look like i am dead – i might also smell like it —- O.o On a not snoring day that is !! Every morning is a hung over morning since i had kids ! that explain the Dead look and smell and sometimes the snorring !! I could sleep trough a earthquawke easily ! Onces i am a sleep – i will only wake up when i ear one of the 2 monsters ! Nothing else will wake me up !
I’m a mouth breather when I sleep so, by morning, the bedroom does smell a bit like Michael Jackson’s Thriller video.
So what was your answer?!
I honestly couldn’t stop laughing.
Good Lord… no fear of knowing whether my husband is alive or dead, the frickin’ neighbors can probly hear him snoring! Me, I have no idea what I look like when I sleep…I don’t much cuz of all the SNORING!!
Oh god! At least you love the ever lovin’ heck out of mid-day naps now though, right?
Right!?!?!
So right it’s just wrong.