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Valentine’s Day Rejects (Caption Party)

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Valentine's Day Candy Heart Rejects

Oh Valentine’s Day. It’s not just single people that can look at the middle of the month of February as the butthole of the calendar. It can all get to be a bit too much, even for people who have someone special. The commercialization of peer-pressurized romance can get on anyone’s nerves.

There’s a snarky, humorous hashtag on Twitter (#CandyHeartRejects) where people come up with awful sentiments for candy hearts, taking Cupid down a peg. I wanted to bring it here for you, starting it off with my own above, and invite you to add yours!


You don’t have to feel like a reject yourself or hate Valentine’s Day to play, you just have to like laughing and making others do the same (but hating Valentine’s does actually make it way better). Share this post and invite your friends to join in all the candied love!


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11 Responses to “Valentine’s Day Rejects (Caption Party)”

  1. Laurie says:

    Awesome!! Cyanide pill is my FAV!!

  2. Shain says:

    Good enough

  3. Jim MacQ says:

    I do. But not with you.

  4. PP says:

    Ain’t u, it’s me

  5. Kate says:

    Love it! I did a whole series on my blog trying to help men navigate the black hole that is VALENTINES DAY! Would you mind if I re-published this post on my blog (with due credit and a link to your site of course!)

  6. James says:

    That’s it?

  7. Pryia says:

    I love you
    *Flips heart over*

  8. Jon says:

    Brace yourself!

  9. Emma says:

    That burning isn’t love.

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