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Running Hot and Cold

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So, there are always a few wrinkles in a marriage. For me, there are two that I deal with pretty consistently these days:

1. Hot and cold:

I am usually overheated. My circulatory system must be made of volcanic magma or something because I can cook stuff on my skin. Avara does not like being hot.

2. My wife hates being on camera:

So, we had to recast the role of “CHARLIE’S GIRLFRIEND WIFE” in these videos, though she still “writes” the character in real life.

Fortunately, or should I say, awkwardly, I have a sister-in-law who is an actress and has appeared in previous videos with me.

She does a little re-enactment of my relationship with my wife. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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I have always run hot. Can’t help it, and I don’t think there’s a cure. But, now I’m a lonely blogger appearing on the Internet.

Will you play my wife in some videos?


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15 Responses to “Running Hot and Cold”

  1. Chris says:

    As long as you don’t mind a little extra scruf, I have also wanted to be a movie star! I don’t know if you’ve heard this or not, but I rock a pretty mean stripper pole too…You know, just in case that’s the scene.

  2. I was hoping you’d ask. I will gladly play your wife in some videos, Charlie!

  3. Bonnie B. says:

    Just wait……..after 30 years of a marriage with this very same issue, my husband and I have now switched. Now I’m the one who is too hot and he’s always cold. Weird!!

  4. Tiffany says:

    My husband’s metabolism kicks in overtime when he goes to bed, as long as he doesn’t eat we’re all good. If he eats within a 2 hr range before bed though, he is sweating through the sheets.

    I could play your wife/girlfriend on camera…..I could never play my husband’s “wife/girlfriend” on camera though, is that odd?

  5. Val says:

    Too funny this is exactly what we go through. But it works out, in the winter he keeps me warm and in the summer he is constantly trying to cool off by touching me! I would say for us it works! ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Jonathan says:

    Charlie – so, does “we had to recast the role of “Charlie’s girlfriend/wife”” mean that’s you in bed with your sister-in-law in the picture under the headline?!

  7. Jess says:

    I’m pretty sure that my entire body, save my feet, is made up of molten hot magma. Those feet though, man. It’s like someone thought ice blocks would be a sound alternative to actual feet.

  8. Jen says:

    This is because you were born and raised in San Francisco.

  9. Philippa Scholl says:

    I will play your on screen wife!
    Need that vehicle. I’m usually really warm but I still feel cold. Hubby is just always really warm EXCEPT when he is gaming, his hands get SO COLD and he likes to put his freezing hands on my back or stomach when he wants to be ‘funny’

  10. Only if I get to throw toilet paper.

  11. Where DUTY calls… IM THERE!! “I was BORN to be a woman of film” (in my best british accent)haha… seriously though love the post! I’m ALWAYS cold…I have to bundle up just to go into the produce aisle at the grocery store and my fiance’ is always hot. It’s a battlefield in our bedroom! ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Carrie says:

    Actually, yes. I’m a commercial actress but I’m on the East Coast. :/ Your sister-in-law does a fine job. ๐Ÿ™‚

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