My Wife Just Said… #94
“If I were a guy I’d masturbate every time I stepped on a scale. It’s like water weight.” -Avara
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7 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #94”
That…is just too funny!!!! I like her, my kind of humor! Sadly, others don’t always get it.
Hilarious LOL
Unfortunately it only amounts to a few ounces, not pounds.
Hey, those ounces can add up.
Brilliant, and probably true! Lol!
Bwahahaha. Love it.
More evidence that women will never understand men. As if we needed a reason.