“If I twist my penis, I can fwy up in da sky.”
My first response to this statement was… a lot of silence, followed by a lot of hrghnck (the strangled sound of poorly-restrained uncontrollable laughter).
I was reminded of bits in cartoons where characters used their wound-up tails or floppy ears like a helicopter, except this was now in the context of my toddler’s penis. Hence the uncontrollable laughter.
When I was a kid, I used to pretend/believe that if I jumped a specific way, or made a gesture or move juuust so that I could actually fly or perform some magical feat. I thought it was just a matter of discovering that exact right secret move to unlock my super powers.
I never thought of this one, though. Maybe my son will succeed where I never did. Or something else. Um. But I’m gonna go with super powers for now.
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