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My Wife Just Said… #101

Posted by on March 11th, 2013, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Ugh. Why do you have to be attracted to the parts of my body that I’m self-conscious about? Why not… my shoulder. I like my shoulders. They’re good.” -Elizabeth

 

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11 Comments

11 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #101”

  1. Julia says:

    that’s one smart cookie of a wife

    great quip!

  2. Laurie says:

    Ohh Elizabeth, I feel ya!

  3. LaceyD says:

    LOL love it. I feel the same way.

  4. Mommyproof says:

    One of my fellow new mom friends said she hates how her boobs look post breastfeeding (TMI? TMI) and when I asked her what her husband said about them, she said “he hasn’t really seen them – they’re always covered up.” Then I was like WHA? How the hell do you manage that?!

    • Elizabeth says:

      I was like that. I wore a nursing bra 24/7. My boobs only saw the light of day when I showered and my husband wasn’t really around for that.

  5. Danielle says:

    AHAHAHA this has to be one of my favorites.

  6. Ryan says:

    Caveman man’s viewpoint: I’m just exhilarated seeing a boob or a butt, period. Dont be so hard on yourself.

  7. Emily says:

    Preach on sister!!

  8. Oh my God, I love this. Gravity wreaks havoc on most of the female body, but around 35 it makes our shoulders and collarbones pop like a heroin addicted supermodel. Work it, girl.

  9. Christine Heather Taylor says:

    My Hubby: I Love Ur Big, Pale Legs…..
    Me: -_-………

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