Kids are like a test. One that you can’t really pass. You just sort of go through it chewing on your pencil, sweat beading on your forehead. You’re looking around at the other students (parents) and seeing if you can’t catch a glimpse at their answers. But then you see their foreheads glistening with the same uncertainty and you begin feasting on your pencil again.
Feeding your kid happens to be one of the worst tests you’ll face. Choosing what to feed them is easy peasey, getting them to eat it? Hah! Sometimes, even if it’s pizza! Luckily, you’ve got a teacher, a test subject and sparring partner all in one. Your kid. They’re there to teach us how to be parents.
I didn’t say they were good teachers.
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Chow down. You won’t gain a pound.