My Wife Just Said… #56
“How come when Finn farts, it’s cute, but when we do… it’s gross?”
-Avara
I MESSED UP. THIS IS A DUPLICATE. HERE’S MY WIFE’S RESPONSE.
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5 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #56”
How about… when did my adult, gross farts started to smell like baby cute farts?
That’s rather unsettling, we think over here.
It is cute because, as Shrek says “Better out than in…” and if the baby gets the gas OUT, it means we might be able to sleep sometime before the baby turns in to an adult!
You know I just had a discussion about this the other day. I have 3 boys, and my husband to deal with. When my 3 year old was going around farting EVERYWHERE, and all day long. I finally messaged my husband saying some days I would really like to try girly stuff so I could get away from the farts, and gross boy things. He then messaged me back saying no you have girls, the cat and the dog. And you have to deal with the cat farting just as bad as us…… I messaged back saying thanks that makes me feel so much better. I think I may end up with a gas mask as these guys get older.
Ahhh, pretty sure I said “when YOU do”…not “we”. I don’t fart
I just had this experience.. I was changing my 7 month old’s diaper and putting some diaper cream on him. I had to get “between the cheeks” and every time I stuck my fingers there, he tooted. It must be true love when you think it’s cute when someone farts directly on you.