My Wife Just Texted… #49
[Texted ] “So you still love me with my saggier boobies? Too bad they don’t have a saggy boobs emoticon. he he 
“ -Elizabeth
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46 Responses to “My Wife Just Texted… #49”
Perhaps… (_)(_) vs (.)Y(.)
Ha ha! HEY! Wait. Those look like my chest!
for future référence
saggy breasts o/o/
Saggy Boobs \ o /\ o /
and the all rest ;0)
Perfect Boobs (o)(o)
Fake Silicone Boobs ( + )( + )
Perky Boobs (*)(*)
Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)
A Cups o o
D Cups { O }{ O }
Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)
Cold Boobs ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)
Pierced Nipple Boobs (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Boobs (p)(p)
Against The Shower Door Boobs ( )( )
Android Boobs | o | | o |
android boobs made me lol.
Holy Crap! This is great!
This is like… Wikiboobia. WOW! nay… W(•)(•)W!!!
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental Soldier?
Cuz I can…
>.> <.<
Just Kidding…
LOL! Amazing.
Saggy boobies are softer anyway.
TRUTH!
Oh, and of course, I only love you for your boobies. So yes. Now that they are different, I am leaving you.
I’ve actually said this to her, almost word for word. NOT JOKING!
lol I’ve decided to grow fond of my saggy boobs. And belly. And my husband certainly could care less!
L(o)(o)L!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha! I can’t believe how much I’m enjoying all of these contributions.
Well, I like to sign things XOOXOO… hugs and boobies!
You are a genius and I don’t know whether or not I will ever be able to look at even plain ol’ OXOXOX and not think of hugs and boobies, even without the double-O! Ha ha ha! Thank you! (for real)
(☼)(☼)
Man boobs?
Hairy nipples?
LMMBO!!!
wish they were more ( • )( • ) than \o/ \o/ but hey, the price I paid for breastfeeding 5 babies!
(Though I do tell my husband that I can have the 1st ones for around £4,000!!)
Ha ha ha ha ha! Don’t do it! Because then they’ll be like this (☼)(☼) like Chuck just posted above! And that was offered up as Man boobs or hairy-nippled boobs! Ha ha ha ha! (I’m enjoying all of this waaaaaay too much)
(.)(.) that’s about all the sexting I’m into these days.
Anything goes! Ha ha! I make Lizzie blush and roar with laughter at my naughty emoticons when texting.
That is so funny! Love the “he, he” afterwards, too.
YAY! I had to convince her to let me post it. She’s was sooooo cute. I think she even plumped out her lower lip in a pout when she muttered “I don’t want people to read about my saggy boobies.” Amazing.
My daughter, looking at my boobs the other day, told me, “When I grow up, MY boobs are going to be THIS long!” And she then proceeded to point at her knees.
Holy s##t! I think something just popped inside me I laughed so hard at this!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (sigh) Ahhhh, the things our kids say. Wow.
I don’t have saggy boobs…I’m just long-breasted. At least that’s what my husband keeps telling me (or maybe he’s trying to convince himself…)
HILARIOUS! I swear we have the best commenters on our site.
Wait didn’t she read your post about wanting her boobs back??? some of those comments are hilarious!
RIGHT!?! She did! Ha ha! Ahhh I gotta love her because… I’m totally in love with her. Except when she’s being a turd, then it dips down to me being in total like with her and then right back to love in no time.
my boobs don’t speak to each other any more:
(o )( o)
but it is better than having cross-eyed boobs:
( oYo )
long boobs are long.
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I contend that saggy boobs are much more fun anyhow. I once had perky ones and they just sat there, not doing much. Now they have some wiggle room. Jell-o wiggles and we all know how fun Jell-o is, right?
Ha ha ha! I gotta a weird image of Bill Cosby from his Jell-o Pudding commercials mixed in with that visual. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Fantastic comments! I love this site!
I have to say, I was as shallow in my youth as anyone else.
But now we have two children that my wife has given us. And I’ve witnessed those boobs give life to them for the first stage in their lives. I have the utmost respect for, and am amazed by, what a woman’s body can do.
Your boobies can do whatever they want, they’ll always be sexy!
Yay! This site loves you back!
I think we all start out shallow to one degree or another in our youth, its all about how deep you get as you grow. Seems like you’ve got a deeply rad attitude about it.
I just LOVE your wife! She really is a sweetheart
She totally is. She’s my spaz and my heart.
Completely late to this blog…and not a Dad, but I want to contribute anyways…our best saggy boobie moment was when my daughter lifted a boob higher and explained that my boobies are broken because they shouldn’t just dangle.
LOL! Ahhhhhh, the things kids say! Don’t worry about the name, there are more women here than men. It’s really a party for parents. And non-parents for that matter.
Welcome to our website.
Saggy boobs emoticon I can’t stop laughing!