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My Wife Just Texted… #49

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[Texted ] “So you still love me with my saggier boobies? Too bad they don’t have a saggy boobs emoticon. he he πŸ˜• “ -Elizabeth



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46 Responses to “My Wife Just Texted… #49”

  1. Deems says:

    Perhaps… (_)(_) vs (.)Y(.)

  2. Max says:

    for future rΓ©fΓ©rence

    saggy breasts o/o/

    Saggy Boobs \ o /\ o /

    and the all rest ;0)

    Perfect Boobs (o)(o)

    Fake Silicone Boobs ( + )( + )

    Perky Boobs (*)(*)

    Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)

    A Cups o o

    D Cups { O }{ O }

    Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)

    Cold Boobs ( ^ )( ^ )

    Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)

    Pierced Nipple Boobs (Q)(O)

    Hanging Tassels Boobs (p)(p)

    Against The Shower Door Boobs ( )( )

    Android Boobs | o | | o |

  3. Christina says:

    Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental Soldier?

    Cuz I can…

    >.> <.<

    Just Kidding…

  4. Braindonkey says:

    Saggy boobies are softer anyway.

  5. Braindonkey says:

    Oh, and of course, I only love you for your boobies. So yes. Now that they are different, I am leaving you.

  6. mo says:

    lol I’ve decided to grow fond of my saggy boobs. And belly. And my husband certainly could care less!

  7. Rachel says:


  8. Well, I like to sign things XOOXOO… hugs and boobies! πŸ˜€

    • Andy says:

      You are a genius and I don’t know whether or not I will ever be able to look at even plain ol’ OXOXOX and not think of hugs and boobies, even without the double-O! Ha ha ha! Thank you! (for real)

  9. Chuck says:


    Man boobs?

    Hairy nipples?

  10. Angie says:

    wish they were more ( β€’ )( β€’ ) than \o/ \o/ but hey, the price I paid for breastfeeding 5 babies!
    (Though I do tell my husband that I can have the 1st ones for around Β£4,000!!) πŸ˜‰

    • Andy says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha! Don’t do it! Because then they’ll be like this (☼)(☼) like Chuck just posted above! And that was offered up as Man boobs or hairy-nippled boobs! Ha ha ha ha! (I’m enjoying all of this waaaaaay too much)

  11. Melody says:

    (.)(.) that’s about all the sexting I’m into these days. πŸ™‚

  12. Kelley says:

    That is so funny! Love the “he, he” afterwards, too.

    • Andy says:

      YAY! I had to convince her to let me post it. She’s was sooooo cute. I think she even plumped out her lower lip in a pout when she muttered “I don’t want people to read about my saggy boobies.” Amazing.

  13. Lana Wroten says:

    My daughter, looking at my boobs the other day, told me, “When I grow up, MY boobs are going to be THIS long!” And she then proceeded to point at her knees.

    • Andy says:

      Holy s##t! I think something just popped inside me I laughed so hard at this!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (sigh) Ahhhh, the things our kids say. Wow.

  14. Betsy says:

    I don’t have saggy boobs…I’m just long-breasted. At least that’s what my husband keeps telling me (or maybe he’s trying to convince himself…)

  15. Laurie says:

    Wait didn’t she read your post about wanting her boobs back??? some of those comments are hilarious!

    • Andy says:

      RIGHT!?! She did! Ha ha! Ahhh I gotta love her because… I’m totally in love with her. Except when she’s being a turd, then it dips down to me being in total like with her and then right back to love in no time.

  16. Army says:

    my boobs don’t speak to each other any more:

    (o )( o)

    but it is better than having cross-eyed boobs:

    ( oYo )

  17. long boobs are long.

    | || |
    | || |
    (. )( .)

  18. Les says:

    I contend that saggy boobs are much more fun anyhow. I once had perky ones and they just sat there, not doing much. Now they have some wiggle room. Jell-o wiggles and we all know how fun Jell-o is, right?

  19. Alan says:

    Fantastic comments! I love this site!

    I have to say, I was as shallow in my youth as anyone else.
    But now we have two children that my wife has given us. And I’ve witnessed those boobs give life to them for the first stage in their lives. I have the utmost respect for, and am amazed by, what a woman’s body can do.
    Your boobies can do whatever they want, they’ll always be sexy!

    • Andy says:

      Yay! This site loves you back! πŸ™‚ I think we all start out shallow to one degree or another in our youth, its all about how deep you get as you grow. Seems like you’ve got a deeply rad attitude about it.

  20. CobyLyn says:

    I just LOVE your wife! She really is a sweetheart πŸ™‚

  21. Katie says:

    Completely late to this blog…and not a Dad, but I want to contribute anyways…our best saggy boobie moment was when my daughter lifted a boob higher and explained that my boobies are broken because they shouldn’t just dangle.

    • Andy says:

      LOL! Ahhhhhh, the things kids say! Don’t worry about the name, there are more women here than men. It’s really a party for parents. And non-parents for that matter. πŸ˜‰ Welcome to our website.

  22. Yvonne says:

    Saggy boobs emoticon I can’t stop laughing!

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