My Wife Just Said… #54
“Being married to him would be the worst torture on the planet. Waterboarding would be foreplay compared to that.” -Avara
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26 Comments
26 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #54”
Pee Wee Herman?
Nope. Try again.
But she hardly even KNOWS me! She’s just seen a tweet or two!
You wish. I mean, you try so hard muskrat…
So many choices….but I’m gonna go with Newt Gingrich.
Warmer? Colder?
Warmer… But let’s not talk about politics.
Okey-dokey. It is one of those taboo areas. But I want to go on the record as saying Avara is the Queen of Everything, regardless of her politics
This is how I feel about so many of my friends husbands, but they also would feel the same if they were to marry mine.
So… this is complimentary of your husband, right? Sorry. I’ve had -18 hours sleep.
What can I say? I’m a passionate girl and he really pissed me off!
Yes, you are. AND I DIG THAT ABOUT YOU.
Have a waterboarding and THEN compare.
Have a waterboarding? Is that let’s go TAKE a sandwich?
Lord Voldemort?
Similar.
Rush Limbaugh?
Nope!
I don’t know if I want to play this game anymore…
It’s Tom Hanks. HAHAHA. Just kidding.
Lol – PWH is so much worse than that…I’m just having a hard time thinking of whose worse than my original guess, lol.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? He pisses off a lot of people.
No, his views as a holocaust revisionist and homophone and xenophone are all quite normal.
That’s right, you live in Southern California.
Santorum?
**Nerd Alert** Joffrey, King of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros???
Andy??!
And she said waterboarding, not motorboating, RIGHT??