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My Wife Just Said… #54

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“Being married to him would be the worst torture on the planet. Waterboarding would be foreplay compared to that.” -Avara


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26 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #54”

  1. Christina says:

    Pee Wee Herman?

  2. the muskrat says:

    But she hardly even KNOWS me! She’s just seen a tweet or two!

  3. Melinda says:

    So many choices….but I’m gonna go with Newt Gingrich.

    Warmer? Colder?

  4. Nikki says:

    This is how I feel about so many of my friends husbands, but they also would feel the same if they were to marry mine.

  5. Avara says:

    What can I say? I’m a passionate girl and he really pissed me off!

  6. ur so cynic says:

    Have a waterboarding and THEN compare.

  7. Stephanie K. says:

    Lord Voldemort?

  8. M says:

    Rush Limbaugh?

  9. Christina says:

    I don’t know if I want to play this game anymore…

  10. Angus Nelson says:

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? He pisses off a lot of people.

  11. Christine says:


  12. Canadian Dad says:

    **Nerd Alert** Joffrey, King of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros???

  13. Melissa says:


    And she said waterboarding, not motorboating, RIGHT??

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