My Wife Just Said… #58
“Look, all I’m saying is I wouldn’t mind someone bathing and giving me an organic oil rubdown every night.” -Avara
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19 Comments
19 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #58”
She has a point! Sounds like a good idea to me too!
And the weird thing about this is…?
Did I say it was weird?
I agree. 110%.
It’s not possible to agree more than 100%, Natalie. Only ∞%.
Me too.
Word.
if she’s talking about what i think she’s talking about, there should be no complaints…
And what would that be?
get clean just to get dirty again of course! you know, the mattress mambo, the horizontal tango, the great rodeo, getting freak-dinky….
SEX. there… i said it…
I’d want someone to bathe too if they’re going to give me an organic-oil rubdown!
Lol.
Siri can help with this. Also? Excel.
“Siri, How do I get a rub down?” “CHARLIE, GO TO A THAI MASSAGE PLACE.”
“Siri, where is the nearest Thai massage place.”
“John, I cannot locate that for you. Vice is looking for you.”
Ooo! Ooo! I want that!!! I wish I could tag Jon! I’ll just email him the link
Avara is so smart 
She sure is..