Sounds like the kind of thing I might say to my wife the night before: “I really need to get going tomorrow morning. If I don’t get up, push me down the stairs.”
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And then when she actually pushes me down the stairs, I’ll be all “what the…?” and she’ll be all “but you said…?”
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How she manages to get me from the bed to the edge of the stairs without waking me up, I’ll leave to the imagination.
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oh no! Hope she is ok!! True though, it sure will wake you up!
Sounds like the kind of thing I might say to my wife the night before: “I really need to get going tomorrow morning. If I don’t get up, push me down the stairs.”
.
And then when she actually pushes me down the stairs, I’ll be all “what the…?” and she’ll be all “but you said…?”
.
How she manages to get me from the bed to the edge of the stairs without waking me up, I’ll leave to the imagination.
I’m sure that woke you up to hear it! Scary.
Ouch! I’m always terrified I’ll do it while holding one of the kids. I take the stairs clutching the rail and going slower than a little old lady!