My Wife Just Said… #44
“I’m going to go change my tampon and then I’ll feel a bit better about life.” -Avara
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33 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #44”
LOL!! Oh so true!
Lol. I kinda wish I had something as easy as that to make me feel brighter.
::suddenly grateful my wife chooses not to share EVERYTHING with me::
Oh, you have no idea.
LOL! oh wow…
She calls it like she sees it. You know you’ve said this before…
Maybe…or something similar haha
I’m starting to wonder what you guys choose *not* to share…
Nononoscratchthatnevermindnonono… please don’t.
I’m being jokingly skittish of course. This actually should transform into a common, genderless, saying to pick people up when they’re feeling blue. For instance, “Hey, Fred, you look a little blue. Maybe you need a little tampon change to perk you up?”
Too late.
Oh brother. I knew one of these was going to make me squirm in my seat
You are the queen of quotes. No one listens to us anyway.
At least you’ll be sitting more comfortably.
Avara, this is one of my top favorite quotes!
I’ll stand beside you Avara and say that not only is your statement true, feeling fresh is a wonderful pick me up, BUT the fact that you can say this to him shows me you guys have a great marriage. If your husband can hear that, he can hear anything.
I suppose it can change your outlook on life at least for a short time! Avara is brave for putting that one out there, makes me wonder how my husband would react if I said that to him…hmmmmm
She is a brave one. We both have a problem with oversharing between us. If you think this is too much…
I just vomitted into my mouth…..
I’m going to be lying in the corner curled up in the foetal position singing “LA LA LA LA LA LALALA LAAAA LALALALA LALALA LALALALA” for the rest of the day, while I try to imagine a world where this comment NEVER took place!
Oh Zane, you’ll be okay. Just remember that you came out of your mother’s own bleeding vagina too. That’ll help.
Good lord, are those words really supposed to help him?? I am a girl and I even have a hard time with that!
It definitely was meant to NOT help him.
Oh thank goodness!
Haha we we’re talking about that very fact two nights ago…. Once I freaked a 40yr old friend out by wishing him a “happy day your whole head and body emerged from your mother’s gaping maw.” It was his birthday. He has never been the same again.
Somehow that just doesn’t seem as bad as knowing about a woman’s cycle. I guess it’s because I don’t remember my birth, even though I’ve seen it happen (our son being born, not me….) it just doesn’t seem like it ever happened.
That is genius. Stealing it.
HAHAHA! wow. that is hilarious. The best come back yet!
Do you know how many of us women have had to sit at ball games and watch the players adjust their equipment? Or how many times we’ve seen guys in speedos that leave nothing to the imagination at the beach? (and of course these guys always look like Tony Soprano and never like Taylor Lautner. Or if they do look like Taylor, they’re g-a-y.)
I think one little tampon comment pales to all the things Avara has probably witnessed.
Amen, Melinda. Amen. Or A-Man, if you will.
Changing tampons is a mood shifter up for sure. This can also be a great tactic to end/win a conversation. I’m going to use this often now.
Yanno… the more quotes I read from Avara the more it becomes obvious how rad she is. She’s my kind chick.
the moment when a tampon needs to be changed is a pinnacle moment in every woman’s life.
That’s being kinda open in my book.
Being OPEN about it is when she comes into the bathroom while you’re flossing your teeth and proceeds with the process without saying anything…
So I guess suggesting to your wife that trying a cloth menstrual pad will lead to even better perspectives on life wouldn’t go over well, huh?
isn’t that the truth!
I once had a coworker get really angry with our boss and she came downstairs to the kitchen and exclaimed “I want to take out my tampon and shove it down his throat!”
I guess that would’ve made her feel better in a couple of ways…
So, does this mean that if we really want them to feel happy we should give our woman a box of tampons, rather than a bouquet of roses? I’ll have to remember that. Is there a special kind?