Lazy Jedi = Lazy Dad
This guy beats us even on our best mornings. Behold, the majesty of a regular dude with Jedi powers…
As the video description says, “With great power eventually comes great laziness.” So true. I am incredibly talented and hugely successful, and all I want to do is sleep right now.
I just keep imagining the ease with which I could accomplish diaper changes. That lightsaber would also come in real handy to open the “plastic” casing around toys and accessories. Have you ever tried to open the plastic around toys and baby equipment? Those suckers are made from a carbonite-like material. Someone please just get me a lightsaber. I’ll be good with it. Promise.
Happy Friday!
Enjoy,
Master Charlie of the Jedi Order
PS: To the commenter who said I put too many photos of myself in my posts… how about this one: CHARLIE
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12 Responses to “Lazy Jedi = Lazy Dad”
You know those cheats in video games?
When I was working 30 minutes from home til midnight on a regular basis, I would wish I could open up a Morrowind-esque console window and teleport myself home.
Now I wish for Sims-esque shift-click to make bad moodlets go away. Like Hunger and Dirty Diaper…
You can keep your jedi mind tricks. I just want cheat codes.
Amazing haxor! You have my deep respect.
Dooooood yes! But if you don’t want to be called a n00b you may just want a portal gun. Portal at home, portal at work/school/daycare/whatever.
I’ll accept the n00b in exchange for lazy mom…and more time for skyrim.
Here’s what the kid had to say on the subject:
http://www.facebook.com/Sh.tMyKidSays#!/Sh.tMyKidSays/posts/10150230145801151Kat
Unbelievable! Your son is so stronge in the Force, his Force almost needs deodorant.
Do Jedi mind tricks work with people who can’t talk yet?
“You do want a nap.”
“This is not the iPhone you are looking for.”
PPS: It’s out of season, but have you heard this song about Toy Packaging?
Hah! Never saw it before. Thanks for the share.
Hi, I would like to share this video of my baby boy talking on my cell phone, when I got a call, he got my cell phone and started talking .. watch it
Now I’m daydreaming about using the Force to just hover my toddler out of reach of everything… or maybe hover her on my back and let my carrier tie itself around her so I can keep the baby happy. Hover bouncing him to sleep would eliminate the tired arms. Yep, parents should definitely have Jedi powers.