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ChocoHead Edible Baby Helmet (Bad Product Idea #6)

Posted by on January 3rd, 2012, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

ChocoHead Edible Chocolate Baby Helmet

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All parents want to do it. We restrain ourselves. We settle for kisses and nibbles. But the adorableness of babies can be like an all-you-can-eat buffet spread out before a fashion model who just retired and broke up with her boyfriend! We all want so bad to nom nom nom up our baby’s cuteness! How many times have you caught yourself with a cute little button nose or the teensy-weensy softness of an earlobe bewteen your lips?

However, we can’t chew and gnaw on our little ones, of course. Wait… Here it comes… Wait for it… BLAM!

NOW WE CAN!!!

Pure cuteness covered in rich, creamy chocolate. ChocoHead! Simply place a ChocoHead on your little one and go to town on it. Dig in! And when you’ve devoured all the chocolate and find yourself lapping the remnants from your baby’s wispy hair, just grab another one and plunk it on!

You see, women tend to love chocolate passionately, and they’re the only ones who can have babies, which they tend to love even more than chocolate. So, is it any wonder that some food manufacturer would finally put 2 and 2 together? No. Not one single bit of wonder.

Remember, ChocoHead is not about safety or intended for any medical purpose whatsoever. It’s all about you (dad or mom), your baby, and gnawing away safely at ridiculous amounts chocolate surrounding the preciousness of your baby. Yum!

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16 Comments

16 Responses to “ChocoHead Edible Baby Helmet (Bad Product Idea #6)”

  1. Sal says:

    Absolute gold! Am also very impressed with the graphic design skills you guys have – awesome! Baby Dentures still my fave though.

  2. Monica says:

    I am not a big fan of chocolate. I know, I am some freak of nature in the women’s world. I will eat a little chocolate but not much. I can appreciate the talent that this took to create but I will definately stick to snacking on my son’s toes (he laughs so much when I do this).

  3. Lizzie says:

    I’m in love with this!! I want to actually mass produce this!! My little Bug!!

    • andy says:

      Ha ha! Our little lad looks mythologically cute already. Surrounded in chocolate? I think we found a doorway to another dimension!

      Glad you liked it, wifey.

      -Hubby McLovesYourBum

  4. Avara says:

    I love chocolate so much that I was wondering if you can please make a chocolate BODY CAST version???

    • andy says:

      That’s not a bad idea. More chocolate combined with what could function as a “time out” suit. If so, your child’s crazy tantrum can mean chocotime for mama! And if that isn’t a light at the end of the tunnel, I don’t know what is.

  5. hahaha! amazing, this is the best idea ever…and ditto to the body cast version :)

  6. Julie says:

    hahahahahahaha!

  7. Michelle says:

    omg I love this. Just this morning I was remarking inwardly how I could just nam nam all day on the cuteness.

  8. [...] baby’s sweet little head in pure chocolate that you really can take a bite out of – the ChocoHead Edible Chocolate Baby Helmet. That’s right, just put the all-natural helmet on your baby and get ready to enjoy the [...]

  9. Danielle says:

    THIS!!! Pure brilliance! Do you have any other flavors available? Possibly bacon for the men-folk?

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