All parents want to do it. We restrain ourselves. We settle for kisses and nibbles. But the adorableness of babies can be like an all-you-can-eat buffet spread out before a fashion model who just retired and broke up with her boyfriend! We all want so bad to nom nom nom up our baby’s cuteness! How many times have you caught yourself with a cute little button nose or the teensy-weensy softness of an earlobe bewteen your lips?
However, we can’t chew and gnaw on our little ones, of course. Wait… Here it comes… Wait for it… BLAM!
NOW WE CAN!!!
Pure cuteness covered in rich, creamy chocolate. ChocoHead! Simply place a ChocoHead on your little one and go to town on it. Dig in! And when you’ve devoured all the chocolate and find yourself lapping the remnants from your baby’s wispy hair, just grab another one and plunk it on!
You see, women tend to love chocolate passionately, and they’re the only ones who can have babies, which they tend to love even more than chocolate. So, is it any wonder that some food manufacturer would finally put 2 and 2 together? No. Not one single bit of wonder.
Remember, ChocoHead is not about safety or intended for any medical purpose whatsoever. It’s all about you (dad or mom), your baby, and gnawing away safely at ridiculous amounts chocolate surrounding the preciousness of your baby. Yum!
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