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15 Days of Christmas Junk! Day #4

Posted by on December 5th, 2012, under EQUIPMENT

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You could argue that our civilization isn’t the byproduct of civilizing forces and advancements, but the need to fulfill selfish impulses and laziness.

Need evidence? Glow in the dark toilet paper. Let’s start there.

I have become proficient in the art of using the restroom in the dark. But how much easier would it be if we had glowing paper to wipe ourselves with? Problem solved. Who knows what they use to make it light up. Radioactive isotopes? The butts of lightning bugs? Whatever it is, it’ll light up your life.

Wiping properly is the civilized thing to do!

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2 Comments

2 Responses to “15 Days of Christmas Junk! Day #4”

  1. Jess says:

    My hope is that tomorrow’s post is something along the lines of Post Glow In The Dark Privates Wipe Ointment because that also needs to be a thing…

  2. Jannette says:

    Awesome, I can use it instead xmas lights for my House, it will look cool, at least at night lol!

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