My Wife Just Said… #89
“Oh! Quickscratchmyback! Left! Down! No UP! THERE!!! YES!!! Kill! Torture! Mame! Destroy! Ahhhhhhhhhh. Thanks.” -Elizabeth
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5 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #89”
You could replace “Elizabeth” with “Trudy” and you’d have the exact same comment from my wife.
Ha ha! Love it. I actually enjoy it, I can’t really get into it. I’ve even had my wife say “you can stop now, freako.” Maybe more than a couple of times.
My husband says that a lot. I am the video game controller here.
Honestly? I do it, too. LOVE a good voice-activated scratch!
I don’t even say anything to hubby anymore… I just turn my back, lift my shirt and gyrate until his hands are scratching the riiiiighhht spot. : )