My Wife Just Said.. #90
“When I go to movies by myself I start eating the candy BEFORE the movie starts. Cause I like to rebel when no one notices.” -Avara
–
How to Be a Dad
Click below to Like our majestic Facebook page
Google, Yahoo, AOL, you name it.
Subscribe to Weekly Email Updates
- My Wife Just Said… #8
- Zombie vs. Baby
- Bad Product Idea #2: Thongies Diaper Thongs
- Why Won't My Wife Have Sex with Me?
- Being a Ninja in the Bedroom
- Types of Diaper Loads (The Truth)
- 6 Secret Uses for Baby Diapers
- Robbing the Cradle
- Potty FAILing (A True Story)
- Breastfeeding...
- Baby Sleep Positions: “H Is for Hell”
- Skid Marks: When to Wash 'Em, When to Toss 'Em
- Safety from Children: Changing a Diaper
- The 5 Stages of Teething, An Illustrated Guide
- The Food Groups According to Kids
- Bad Product Idea #7: Baby Hjölster
- Guy Sign Language
- How To Announce Your Pregnancy & Keep Them Guessing
- Disney Announces Possible Star Wars Film Titles
- A Teenager's Bucket List
- Everything Is Cuter When It's a Baby
- "Caillou" is French for SHUT UP
- 5 Alternate Uses for Toddlers!
- Childproofing Level: EPIC
- Ugliness
- Baby Sleep Positions (1-10)
6 Comments
6 Responses to “My Wife Just Said.. #90”
She’s such a bad girl.
I too start eating the candy before the movie starts. But I do it because I have no self control and can’t wait to start stuffing it into my face, which is way less cool of a reason.
Hot
I’m a momma who also breaks those rules!
What?! Where’s the rule written that says we have to wait til the flick starts?!
It checks out. She might choke DURING the movie, which means wasted candy and wasted ticket. Seems perfectly logical to me.
Makes perfect sense!! All those crunching and eating noises disrupts from the watching. So it’s better to eat before it starts! Hihihihi