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My Wife Just Said… #76

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“Oh, don’t worry. I have a vagina.” -Avara

 

…which is Avara’s answer to pretty much everything these days.

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12 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #76”

  1. There’s a certain cruelty attached to those words. They sure know how to keep us in our place, huh! Had them uttered to me, in one form or another on many an occassion.

  2. chelsea says:

    Oooh, my response is not so tame. Any argument between my husband and me ends when I look at him and say “14 piece vagina”

    Instant capitulation.

  3. sisterdeie says:

    I don’t even know what that means.

  4. I love this- I created a facebook fan page for the witty, and sometimes hilariously dirty, responses I get from my husband. He is a true character <3

  5. Jess says:

    Well? She’s right. Always.

  6. Sailor Jane says:

    I heard a shipmate say his wife’s winning statement to every arguement was “I have boobs, I win” and there was nothing he could say to that, so she would infact win. Every time. Well I tried it with my boyfriend and he has come up with replies. “I have testicles…..” or “yes yes we know you have boobs. Unless were feeding a hungry sprog they’re irrelevant” or “that doesn’t mean anything.” And immedieatly goes back into arguing. But I think the best one was from ae1 yesterday. A fellow airman was just messing with me so I said “I will unleash the wrath of a tiny person on you and eat your soul. There is a lot of wrath in the itty bitty.” Ae1 said “all those pms pixies will be out to get you”. Yes. Pms pixies. Lmao.

  7. ally says:

    For it depends with u culture don’t call that thing every time man it won’t be right! That doesn’t pleas God!

  8. Laurie says:

    Like you could ever forget that fact!

  9. Christina says:

    Lol…though most of these comments hint at the control it gives, I like to think of it more as a de-stressor when things just aren’t going his way…

    Oh…your game is cheating? Don’t worry, I have a vagina. Indulge.

    It really is the magic cure for stress ;)

  10. efthemess says:

    Now, that’s just power display. She’s such a bully!

  11. Olga says:

    …and the hormones to kill you with”. How did you not notice the threat behind that?! I unleash mine on a case-by-case basis driving my husband mad every time and myself all the way to victory (albeit earning a well-deserved “crazy bitch” title)

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