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My Wife Just Said… #74

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“Dear Disneyland Hotel, Thanks for taking such good care of us. Sorry my toddler pooped in your tub.” Avara


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7 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #74”

  1. Christina says:

    Another bleachable moment brought to you by Clorox Bleach Avara.

  2. Chris says:

    Our toddler was soooooo excited to take a bath in the jacuzzi tub in our suite on vacation…and then proceeded to play deuces are wild two minutes in. Luckily there was a second tub we could clean her up in. Ah, vacation memories.

  3. Sarah says:

    Wait. Wait. This only happens occasionally in some families? My kid’s ass hits the water and BOOM! We have to go fishing at least 2/4 bath nights a week.

  4. Kez says:

    Hahahaha. Recently I was thinking about how gross we parents of babies/toddlers can really be. I used to worry in hotel rooms about semen and crime scene remnants (and pubic hairs), but now I realise that what we probably leave in places is probably not that nice to think about either!

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