My Wife Just Said… #74
“Dear Disneyland Hotel, Thanks for taking such good care of us. Sorry my toddler pooped in your tub.” -Avara
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Clorox BleachAvara.BOOO!
There was supposed to be a strikeout tag on the Clorox bleach. Boo for forums that don’t allow for html tags =p
Ask and ye shall receive HTML tags.
Thanks =D
Our toddler was soooooo excited to take a bath in the jacuzzi tub in our suite on vacation…and then proceeded to play deuces are wild two minutes in. Luckily there was a second tub we could clean her up in. Ah, vacation memories.
Wait. Wait. This only happens occasionally in some families? My kid’s ass hits the water and BOOM! We have to go fishing at least 2/4 bath nights a week.
Hahahaha. Recently I was thinking about how gross we parents of babies/toddlers can really be. I used to worry in hotel rooms about semen and crime scene remnants (and pubic hairs), but now I realise that what we probably leave in places is probably not that nice to think about either!