My Wife Just Said… #73
“Oh! That’s why you were being a jerk. Yoooou haven’t had your cooooffeeee yet!” -Elizabeth
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15 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #73”
omg. TRUE.
(Sigh) I wish it wasn’t. But it’s 100% true for me.
Guilty as charged.
I’m guilty the most. If I’m not an a-hole, I’m so dumb and non-functional as to be so frustrating to others, that I might as well be an a-hole.
I’m just a jerk all the time.
Then to a certain degree you must be free of the blame and accusations of others. Ha ha!
I’m the disgruntled one if I haven’t had my Rockstar Lemon (since I don’t drink coffee) in the morning. My poor husband!
LOL! It is our weakness, and it is our strength.
I’ve made that comment to my husband, but it usually is Yoooou haven’t had your protein yet!” (body builders get REALLY grumpy when they don’t eat meat!)
Good point. I’m no body builder but I get pretty grumpy if I don’t have food and protein in particular. Hmmmm. I guess I’m just sounding like a pretty s##ty person right about now, unless the sun, moon and stars are in alignment and well fed and caffeinated, but I swear it’s not the case!
That is sooooooooo me too..Almost as bad as PMS, allllmost.
Yeah. I’m smart enough not to EVER make that comparison. So I’m just going to sit hear and bob my head up and down in a “I hear what you’re saying, but am making no denials or affirmations of what you’re saying” sort of way.
Comments about PMS are death traps!
I get the, “oh, you must be hungry, why dont you eat”. I feel like responding with, “oh you must be ready for a smack”…….jusssstttt kidding, seriously, dont tell me wife i said that.
I promise I won’t. Btu that’s just supporting her case. Same for me. “WHAT!? I’m not being mean!!!” Ha ha ha ha! (sips coffee and smiles, in that order)
I get the “did you need to go for a run” which loosely translated means your being jerk and I would you be out of the house. Win-win I say.