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My Wife Just Said… #73

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“Oh! That’s why you were being a jerk. Yoooou haven’t had your cooooffeeee yet!” -Elizabeth

 

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15 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #73”

  1. Christina says:

    omg. TRUE.

  2. Sarah says:

    Guilty as charged.

    • Andy says:

      I’m guilty the most. If I’m not an a-hole, I’m so dumb and non-functional as to be so frustrating to others, that I might as well be an a-hole.

  3. the grumbles says:

    I’m just a jerk all the time.

  4. Amy says:

    I’m the disgruntled one if I haven’t had my Rockstar Lemon (since I don’t drink coffee) in the morning. My poor husband!

  5. Amy says:

    I’ve made that comment to my husband, but it usually is Yoooou haven’t had your protein yet!” (body builders get REALLY grumpy when they don’t eat meat!)

    • Andy says:

      Good point. I’m no body builder but I get pretty grumpy if I don’t have food and protein in particular. Hmmmm. I guess I’m just sounding like a pretty s##ty person right about now, unless the sun, moon and stars are in alignment and well fed and caffeinated, but I swear it’s not the case! ;)

  6. Laurie says:

    That is sooooooooo me too..Almost as bad as PMS, allllmost.

    • Andy says:

      Yeah. I’m smart enough not to EVER make that comparison. So I’m just going to sit hear and bob my head up and down in a “I hear what you’re saying, but am making no denials or affirmations of what you’re saying” sort of way. ;)

  7. Derek N says:

    Comments about PMS are death traps!

    I get the, “oh, you must be hungry, why dont you eat”. I feel like responding with, “oh you must be ready for a smack”…….jusssstttt kidding, seriously, dont tell me wife i said that.

    • Andy says:

      I promise I won’t. Btu that’s just supporting her case. Same for me. “WHAT!? I’m not being mean!!!” Ha ha ha ha! (sips coffee and smiles, in that order)

  8. Kevin says:

    I get the “did you need to go for a run” which loosely translated means your being jerk and I would you be out of the house. Win-win I say.

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