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My Kid Just Said… #8

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“My peepee is shiny.”
(2012, 2.5 years old)

I’m waiting for him too announce this fact to strangers like his dad.

The simple truth is he’s right. Our peepees do get a little shinier after we clean them. And that’s partly why we’re so attractive to future mates. Shininess.

Maybe I should tell him this so we can avoid the whole “teenager who never bathes” stage…


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6 Responses to “My Kid Just Said… #8”

  1. Stephen says:

    That made me chuckle. Bravo sir or rather good going Finn

  2. Christopher Crocker says:

    My daughter likes to announce all of the peoples noises in the public restroom. Most people dont find it funny but I can’t help but laugh when she says “someone farted or listen they are pooping daddy”

  3. Christina says:


    Yes, girls are definitely attracted to that! Just don’t get overly enthusiastic about making it shinier…

  4. Just don’t forget to tell him what it’s really called. I was reading one of those horrifying my body is changing books with my eight year old and realized that I had completely forgotten to tell her that Vag’s legal name is Vagina. Yeah.

  5. Rolaine says:

    Funny! Our 1 1/2 year old just said “Itchy butt” to my mom while she was changing his diaper. I love this age where they are just soaking up everything you teach them. Only things, we never know what will stick or not. Apparently “Itchy butt” stuck 😉

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