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My Wife Just Said… #72

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“If we used coconut oil as a lubricant, would that be a penis colada?” -Avara

 

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14 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #72”

  1. Braindonkey says:

    So aside from too much information, does that imply your penis tastes like pineapple?

  2. Shawn says:

    Only if she swallows.

  3. Annie says:

    Oh my…. soooooo does that work? I am asking purely from an educational stand point here.

  4. Sam says:

    Today’s Soundtrack, courtesy of HTBAD: http://youtu.be/QVdhZwK7cS8

  5. Maria says:

    Sounds like you’ve got yourself a pretty awesome wife there!

  6. Jolene says:

    Your wife is way too clever. But is she all talk?
    Have to say My Wife Just Said… is a favorite of mine. It takes a smart and confident guy to marry an intelligent, funny woman.

  7. Scott says:

    It works wonderfully! My GF and I use it exclusivly now. Much better than water or silicone based. I could get into details, but this is a family blog. Just go to Amazon and buy “Nature’s Way” extra virgin, organic coconut oil. You won’t be sorry! *unless you hate the smell of coconut

  8. Heather says:

    Camr here to say the exact same thing. Best lube we’ve ever found. You won’t ever go back to ky or astroglide again. Smells great, tastes good, lasts forever, and is all natural. I give that advice to all my married friends. :) just beware you can’t use it w condoms, cause the oil breaks down the latex and can cause them to weaken or break. :)

  9. Lady says:

    C*** Colada sounds better. Flows better.

  10. tommy riles says:

    I love that you have the (coconut oily) balls to post this. I do not. Well done, sir.

  11. Scott says:

    FYI ladies: for those who have higher incidences of yeast infections or UTI’s because of your sex life, coconut oil has anti-fungal and anti-bacterial properties. With silicone and water-based lubes, if my GF didn’t shower right away, she would run a high risk of developing yeast infections. Since we switched to coconut oil… not a single yeast infection.

    Tip: Coconut oil melts at 76 deg. F, and during the summer months it liquifies in the container. Not easy to dispense from it’s original container while you and your S.O. are “in the moment.” Go to CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, or wherever, and buy one of those 3oz. travel shampoo bottles with a flip top and poor some of the oil in there. If you get a chilly night and it solidifies, drop the bottle in to a coffee mug with some hot water to re-liquify the coconut oil.

  12. Wow. Thank you for ruining a classic Jimmy Buffet song.

  13. Nick says:

    I too can vouch for coconut oil. Works awesome. Plus, it smells good :D

  14. Holly N. says:

    FINALLY someone else who thinks the same thoughts as me!

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