BREAKING NEWS!
PRESS RELEASE:
Acclaimed Dadbloggers’ New Parenting Craze Sweeps Nation
Revolutionary new parenting style wins over hearts and minds of suffering populace
Charlie Capen and Andy Herald, authors of HowToBeADad.com (well-known as the best dadblog and entertainment site for parents), released word this week of a forthcoming self-help book to accompany their research on a new parenting methodology titled, “SCREAM IT OUT PARENTING.” News of the book first appeared on the popular “parenting site” Babble.com in their prestigious Babble Voices section, prompting massive rioting at local indie bookstores Barnes & Noble and Amazon.com.
The blogging duo are already millionaires off the proceeds of their website, but they felt it was time to give back. Mr. Herald is quoted, “There are a lot horrible books about parenting out there. We felt we needed to add to the pile of garbage with our own waste.” There is no word if the book will be made from recycled garbage.
Proceeds of the book will benefit the Empty Water Bottle Foundation.
To read more about about the deeply captivating and powerful, if not revelatory, new parenting style:
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18 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS!”
Ha ha ha! Best press release ever! Millionaires ha ha! Maybe in Zimbabwe. Congrats on the book guys!
lol… our fake book?
Did you get that other highly proclaimed dad blogger to write this or did you do it yourself?
No, you were not available at the time.
Oh! When I saw breaking news I thought one of you would be announcing a growing family. Come on guys one of you need to have more than one…each child gives you a completely different experience. For the sake of your blog fans you need to step it up. ;D Ha
Sorry, I will make a baby for you! Actually, Andy has THREE. He makes up for both of us.
haha… lets all toss stones.
Is that what you think this is? Nice try.
You’ve finally found the missing link!
Write Dad Blog + ? = Beach House!
I too would like a baby. Does it come with the purchase of this book?
Ha Ha! Yeah, that’s the “But wait…there’s MORE!” part of the offer.
Guys, I’d like to propose an upsell after the purchase of this book.
The “Top Five Unfinished Swear Phrases That Are Actually Hidden Signals That You Need To Put SCREAM IT OUT PARENTING To Use ASAP.” (Working title)
1. Son of A …..!
2. Mother ……!
3. What the ….!
And a BONUS
4. Look at this mess, Holy ….!
That awesome parenting insight has gotta be worth like an extra $3.74 per sale.
You’re welcome.
WOW! Secret millionaires too! I always like to discover that if you click on emails, “you too can make money” actually works!
Which one was the secret of your success? I am betting it might have been the one where you discovered you had a long lost relative in some foreign land….I am hoping the IRS doesn’t read this blog. You might find yourself with a surprise audit….yikes!
Aaron
I hate books. Is there any way I can just donate thousands of dollars to the Empty Water Bottle Foundation in your name? I’ve always loved their work!
We’ll get you on “Ellen,” “Ricki,” and “The Ananda Lewis Show,” once its released!
Scary title, I feared yet another “break up”…Love you guys!!
May I just say that I am disappointed this is only a FAKE BOOK. I would totally buy a book by you guys just not for the LOW, LOW price of $399.95. Seriously, A Book, think about it. Would be AWESOME!!!!
Will there be an e-Book version of this? I find reading to be overrated. In fact, can you transfer your blog to audio form, in French and English (for us Canadians), and some how make it so the pages change based on voice commands?
Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen.
What a fake book?… Anyway it was a good post. Keep up the good work!