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My Wife Just Said… #62

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“It seems no matter where I go I’m always changing the toilet paper roll.” -Avara

 

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14 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #62”

  1. sara says:

    how true. 4 potty trained kids and husband, and i am the only one that changes it. i think everyone conserves when they get to the end of the roll so they won’t have to take care of it.

    thanks for the laughs!

  2. Michelle G says:

    I feel your pain. I am always the one changing it, I wonder if my husband and child think magical fairies change it when no one is looking?

  3. Katrina says:

    Yes I am so sick of always changing the toilet paper, I have 3 rolls wandering around the house at the moment, 2 big packages of rolls so we dont run out, and a big storage container in the bathroom. How is it that I go in the bathroom for my two minutes and I am out of toilet paper? It’s bad enough the two minute break from the kids is with them on the other side dancing around because they decide at the same exact moment that they need to use the bathroom, I have to find toilet paper too!

  4. Carissa P says:

    My husband will purposly take the toilet paper out of my bathroom and use it in his all in the middle of the night so first thing morning (after the act of jerkism) I am stuck air drying! Thank god we’re still potty training our son, I hope to teach him how to take his dad role of toilet paper!

  5. Hey, this is one hubby who has the TP deal down. I’m sure I’m not the only one!

  6. Ryan H. says:

    HAHA, it’s funny cos it’s true….at my house too.

    Wait, maybe I shouldn’t be laughing, my wife reads this too….

  7. Andrew says:

    Are you all such freaking cry babies? Really? Waaa freaking waaa he doesnt change the toilet paper or leave the sear down, he leaves his beer cans on the counter instead of the recycling, he doesnt make the bed, he snores too loud, he doesnt hold me after having sex, waaaaaa. Nobody cares , people are dying on the other side of the world, starving, stuck in warzones, being subdued by illegitimate governments, tortured, killed , but boohoo whoawes me , my husband and kids are incensitive to MY needs , me me me. GROW UP

  8. Christina says:

    This is when I say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!

    I don’t replace the toilet roll, either =D

  9. We go through LOTS and LOTS of toilet paper. At first, we were cordial to one another. Whenever toilet paper was needed, someone would go into the garage, grab a few rolls and hand them to the other person. Now, we just throw them at each other as needed. Headshots are 10 pts, Arms are 5 pts, and if you hit the area that needs wiping – 100pts.

  10. She’ll change it sure… but really wish she’d put it on the holder right. NEVER ever happens. (Pick your battles Dudes.)

    And the answer to “the seat up/down” BS… Because for some dumbass reason, women won’t LOOK before they sit down… I ALWAYS close the LID. Problem solved and she ALWAYS has to look first, lest she go all over the toilet. (And when there’s a toddler around, it’s good to not have an open bowl of water as an enticing target for toy tossing.

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