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Gone Fishing!

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Hey Everyone,

I was going to write a post, but then I decided to have sex with my wife and go to sleep. You understand, right?

Have a great weekend.



38 Responses to “Gone Fishing!”

  1. Anrie says:

    Do I ever…

  2. Monica says:

    Everyone needs a break. We love all the posts but family is still the most important thing. Have a wonderful weekend!

  3. James says:

    These are two things we cherish after having kids, so have a cracking weekend.

  4. Avara says:

    This might be one of my most favorite posts yet. Just sayin’.

    • charlie says:

      Well, did write half of the story…

    • Lol! You two are so cute it makes me want to vomit 😉 That is a good sign for you that it’s your favorite post…

      because, had you said something like “I really wish you would have written a post instead.” that would have been mean.

      So, very mean… but so freaking funny. (psst.. I would have been mean! lol)

  5. Jenny says:


  6. MotherDuck says:

    Ha ha! Love it!

  7. MotherDuck says:

    Oh, and Happy Birthday Charlie!

  8. Annie says:

    Trust me sex comes before writing. Always. Always. Always.

    • charlie says:

      Sometimes writing makes for good sex…

      • Not a dad yet still trying. says:

        Sometimes writing makes good sex where as good sex makes EVERYTHING good.
        I just worked 72hours this last week but after a nice night and afternoon with the lady I’m ready to take on another if need be.

  9. That is to funny i just started looking at your blog Eric told me about it 😀 great stuff my friend

  10. fathercrazy says:

    Last month I did the exact same thing.
    ps. my son turned one year last week … you guys get it, no?

  11. Oh shit. I came here expecting something deep and moving and well…

  12. She let you? Brave woman.

  13. Christina says:

    I hope you catch something…

    Or not o.o

    Enjoy your extended weekend =D

  14. Elvir says:

    Awesome. You did the right thing dude.

  15. Dude.
    Seriously, I’m starting to get a little annoyed. First you guys pull the whole Charlie & Andy are fighting, “How To Be A Mom” April Fools stunt.

    Now you’re rubbing it in our sexless dad faces that you’re gettin’ some!

    Son of a…!

    This site is beginning to feel like one giant kick in the nards.

  16. Laurie says:

    Couldn’t understand more! Given how tired you looked in that picture, good for you!

  17. Catherine says:

    HA. That’s awesome. I hope my future husband posts shite like this. #justsayin

  18. Vania says:

    hah! good one!
    Glad to hear you aren’t lacking in that department :p

  19. beta dad says:

    I understand the going to sleep part.

  20. This post only makes me think of one quote, and it’s not exactly ‘polite.’ But I’m gonna post it anyway… ’cause it’s funny.

    “Only two things smell like fish. And one of them’s fish.”

    Hope everything came out ok. *ahem*

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