1. Bert & Ernie Record GPS Voices
Bert & Ernie have a long, long history together. They’ve can always be seen, hand-in-hand, getting into trouble. They act like some old married couple that enjoys arguing at the most inappropriate time, leaving you stranded at a gas station with $3 bucks to fend for yourself while all you want to do is go see Who Framed Roger Rabbit and then…
But I digress.
Ernie used to be my favorite growing up, but then I realized how oblivious and obnoxious he can be. So, Bert and I have become kindred spirits. Just leave me alone, with my book in hand, so I can have some peace and quiet for once.
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2. Harry Potter as Drawn by Disney
The new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2, comes out today on every device and media possible…
So, in honor of this day, I present to you a really rad find. Someone, who may or may not have worked for Disney, decided to create images of a ton of characters from the Harry Potter movies. Lo and behold, I found them and was compelled to share them with you. You special people.
Anyway, it would be okay with me if my son were Harry Potter every Halloween from now until he’s 42. The age of 42 is enough. Maybe.
These images are so rad. If I knew how to draw something other than stick figures and explosions, I totally would do this to all my favorite movies. Wouldn’t you?
I said I wouldn’t cry, but I did.
When I saw the movie in theaters, I lost my FRIGGING MIND. We found a last minute sitter and have a real thing for reading and magic and nerd-stuff. Maybe it was the lack of the sleep, or the fact that I’d been brainwashed by the books, but, man, when I saw images of children fighting for their lives… Alright, losing it again.
So, for your enjoyment/satirizing pleasure, here is a a little photo booth picture my wife and I did immediately following the last Harry Potter film. I think you get the Sally Struthers picture I’m painting for you, right?
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And now today’s BONUS ROUND, what do you think the future will look like?
I bet you don’t think it will look like this:
Where are the hoverboards, I ask you? Where are the teleporters? Where are the hose-washable furniture pieces that would be too soggy sit on, let alone be in the same room with after a hot day in Los Angeles?
Where? In a crazy person’s mind. That’s where.