My Wife Just Said… #34
“Do you think if I toast a piece of bread with cheese and ketchup, it’ll taste enough like pizza?” -Avara
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24 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #34”
Please don’t.
Sadly, she did not.
I had a “my wife just said” moment the other day. The kid was crying all into the early morning and I gave my wife a break from the screaming and she dozed for a bit and mumbled half asleep “all I have to do is unfollow him on pinterest and I wont hear his crying anymore.”
THAT IS AMAZEBALLLS!!!!
Totally try it.
I wonder if it would be super Chef Boyardee style?
The answer is sadly no, but the good news is that wal-mart has the cheap $1 pizzas that work much better. =)
There’s always that……. and AN ACTUAL SLICE OF PIZZA!
Call me crazy but, I don’t see anything wrong with that IF you do it in a small toaster-oven.
The inventors of pizza might be rolling over in their graves, but you know what? Necessity is the mother of my child…
This quote is so brilliant and gross its amazing! Grossilliant? Brillioss?
Crazy right? You should the other one(s) I vetoed…
My aunt use to make mini pizzas using thomas’ english muffins w/ tomato sauce, cheese, and olives.
I’ve made pizzas using pita bread before and it’s pretty good.
Sounds good to me!
OK Avara… that is actually so so good! Our mom hated to cook… so, our snack would be “cheese.. garlic salt.. and ketchup…” but, you have to say it really fast… we now make it for our boys.. we took after our mom in the cooking dept! tragic.
We ate a big dinner tonight but I’d eat that right now.
I’ve considered trying that before…maybe I will…
Haha, I want to try it just to see if its gross or half-way edible. Not asking for a taste treat or mealtime taste sensation, just half way edible.
This actually works ok. Just mix Oregano into the ketchup first before spreading. This is how I make my english muffin pizza’s all the time.
Or substitute in pasta sauce. I “cook” this for my daughter all the time and she loves it. Cut the toast into triangles for epic win pizza time.
Mix it with oregano and maybe some basil and HELL YEAH, PIZZA TIME!
As I’m going through these, I’ve come to see that Avara is hilarious! XD
I’ve totally done that. But I use tomato paste and a blend of Italian herbs under the cheese. Yummy and fast in the toaster oven.
Tis one is the bet!
When I first seen this, my wife gave me a dirty look from my out of no where laughter and cheer… anyways, those are my 3 year old son’s favorite. LMAO, We call em’ “Poor Man Pizza’s” My Dad introduced me to them when I was a kid and I had to pass the joy on to him. Ketchup and Parmesan cheese on a bagel or slice of bread is his absolute favorite.