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My Wife Just Said… #34

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“Do you think if I toast a piece of bread with cheese and ketchup, it’ll taste enough like pizza?” -Avara



24 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #34”

  1. Mary says:

    Please don’t.

  2. Taylor says:

    I had a “my wife just said” moment the other day. The kid was crying all into the early morning and I gave my wife a break from the screaming and she dozed for a bit and mumbled half asleep “all I have to do is unfollow him on pinterest and I wont hear his crying anymore.”

  3. Ethan says:

    Totally try it.

  4. Monica says:

    The answer is sadly no, but the good news is that wal-mart has the cheap $1 pizzas that work much better. =)

  5. Hitesh says:

    Call me crazy but, I don’t see anything wrong with that IF you do it in a small toaster-oven.

  6. andy says:

    This quote is so brilliant and gross its amazing! Grossilliant? Brillioss?

  7. Allen says:

    My aunt use to make mini pizzas using thomas’ english muffins w/ tomato sauce, cheese, and olives.

    I’ve made pizzas using pita bread before and it’s pretty good.

  8. Selena says:

    OK Avara… that is actually so so good! Our mom hated to cook… so, our snack would be “cheese.. garlic salt.. and ketchup…” but, you have to say it really fast… we now make it for our boys.. we took after our mom in the cooking dept! tragic.

  9. Stephanie K. says:

    I’ve considered trying that before…maybe I will…

  10. Patti says:

    Haha, I want to try it just to see if its gross or half-way edible. Not asking for a taste treat or mealtime taste sensation, just half way edible.

  11. Kyle says:

    This actually works ok. Just mix Oregano into the ketchup first before spreading. This is how I make my english muffin pizza’s all the time.

    Or substitute in pasta sauce. I “cook” this for my daughter all the time and she loves it. Cut the toast into triangles for epic win pizza time.

  12. Mix it with oregano and maybe some basil and HELL YEAH, PIZZA TIME!

  13. chewy momma says:

    As I’m going through these, I’ve come to see that Avara is hilarious! XD

  14. Frederica says:

    I’ve totally done that. But I use tomato paste and a blend of Italian herbs under the cheese. Yummy and fast in the toaster oven.

  15. Mark M says:

    Tis one is the bet!

  16. Josh says:

    When I first seen this, my wife gave me a dirty look from my out of no where laughter and cheer… anyways, those are my 3 year old son’s favorite. LMAO, We call em’ “Poor Man Pizza’s” My Dad introduced me to them when I was a kid and I had to pass the joy on to him. Ketchup and Parmesan cheese on a bagel or slice of bread is his absolute favorite.

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