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Professor Andy HeraldProfessor Andy Herald concurs that these shirts were scientifically engineered to be rad. He dressed up in a white lab coat (or pasted his head on a stock photo of one) to emphasize this scientiFACT.

Well, we’ve said it plenty and finally decided to do something about it. In honor of Halloween and Zombies, we bring you our Zombie vs Baby Instructional Diagram as a T-SHIRT.

Why are we doing this?

Aside from the fact that we’re embezzling all of the zero dollars we’re making doing this, our wives and kids love things like food and shelter. But don’t let that influence you to click the link above…

Our Guarantee

Our t-shirt will not protect you from the Zombie Apocalypse, but we can offer a 100% guarantee that it will help prepare you. And those you love. And the people in line with you to get coffee. And the people at the grocery store. You get the idea, you’re saving thousands of people! Or at least giving them a good shot at surviving a day or two more.

What do you want?

We’re starting off with our most popular Instructional Diagram, but let us know what else you’d like to see. Are there any styles of clothing or goodies you’d also like? You’ve got ins with us. We’ll make it happen.

Driven by stupidity and with the power of internet…



Zombie vs Baby See the original Instructional Diagram that has circled the globe over 2.5 bazillion times.

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21 Responses to “ZOMBIE vs T-SHIRT”

  1. Anna Nonamus says:

    Also, where did you order your zombies from? That mail order company out of Brazil totally screwed me and sent vicious ones, not ones who would pose for photos at all. Assholes.

  2. MotherDuck says:

    The link to the store isn’t working but I shall buy what you’re selling the moment it lets me!

  3. Ruth says:

    Oh Charlie,
    Love the shirt! Andy, excellent illustration work. Great modeling, I love the wry grin. It’s like you’re saying, “I ain’t afraid of no zombies.”

  4. Braindonkey says:

    FAKE! It’s obviously a photoshop. The light on the zombies is different!

    That diagram makes me laugh every time. It belongs on a shirt.

  5. Annie says:

    I love it! I would enjoy this on a card too!!

  6. SuzRocks says:

    So, how much you wanna bet I get punched in the face if I wear this shirt considering I have no kids?

    • andy says:

      I’ve got money on the possible reaction of “have your bosoms closely stared at” over “getting punched in the face.” No one’s going to judge you when they’ve just spent about 30 seconds peering intently at your chest, even if you’re a guy.

      You’re safe.

  7. Stephanie K. says:

    I. Want. This.

  8. amadea says:

    hi andy and charlie! ok so… this is going to sound super feminine considering the masculinity that is in the “dad” in “howtobeadad” but i’d love to see your stuff on canvas tote bags! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ sounds divine!

    xo, mady from singapore!
    p.s. yup… you got that right, it’s SINGAPORE!

    • andy says:

      Go Singapore! Go Amanda! Our store doesn’t support that, but we’ll look into it. Thanks for the feedback, we really do appreciate people letting us know what they’d like best.

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