How to Be a Dad
Click below to Like our majestic Facebook page
Google, Yahoo, AOL, you name it.
Subscribe to Weekly Email Updates
- My Wife Just Said… #8
- Zombie vs. Baby
- Bad Product Idea #2: Thongies Diaper Thongs
- Why Won't My Wife Have Sex with Me?
- Being a Ninja in the Bedroom
- Types of Diaper Loads (The Truth)
- 6 Secret Uses for Baby Diapers
- Robbing the Cradle
- Potty FAILing (A True Story)
- Breastfeeding...
- Baby Sleep Positions: “H Is for Hell”
- Skid Marks: When to Wash 'Em, When to Toss 'Em
- Safety from Children: Changing a Diaper
- The 5 Stages of Teething, An Illustrated Guide
- The Food Groups According to Kids
- Bad Product Idea #7: Baby Hjölster
- Guy Sign Language
- How To Announce Your Pregnancy & Keep Them Guessing
- Disney Announces Possible Star Wars Film Titles
- A Teenager's Bucket List
- Everything Is Cuter When It's a Baby
- "Caillou" is French for SHUT UP
- 5 Alternate Uses for Toddlers!
- Childproofing Level: EPIC
- Ugliness
- Baby Sleep Positions (1-10)
5 Comments
5 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #32”
Her expectations are so high… how do you survive???
It’s a constant fight for survival. I don’t know how I keep anything straight anymore.
Ha ha! I’m very interested in hearing the context! Was it:
“Honey, can you see my nipples in this shirt?” or
“Honey, this Batman costume is not anatomically correct. I need the nipples imprinted on it like the real Batman!” or
“Hey Avara, come look at this hair growing on my nipple, it goes straight down to my belly button!”
I can come up with more…
LOL!!!!!
I’m curious…. how often do your nipples come out in public? Should we start calling it a wardrobe malfunction? Or is it just the topic that comes out in public?
Like, are you walking down the street, discussing the weather, when all the sudden, you drop the nipple bomb?
“It’s a nipple day out!”
“How’s the nipple where you’re at?”
“Did you just nipple that car that drove past??”
Obviously, depending on where you drop it in your every day conversation, it could really help boost the fun levels.
“Did you see that nipple Joan brought to the park?”
“What about that toy truck with the nipples little Charlie got today?”