What in the actual hell is going on here? That’s what you might be asking yourself. Understandably.
That’s exactly what I asked myself when I found this “schematic” shoved between two stuffed dinosaurs guarding it in my son’s room. Now, I’m no physicist nor am I very proud of the fact that my two year old is having some trouble with the orientation of his letters, but let me see if I can decode part of this for you, as I try to figure out what we are both staring at…
“Figure A??: Containment”
This thing looks like a combination missile silo and geology experiment. But I think, if I can be so bold, that this is our diaper pail. My son has been obsessed with putting hand inside it lately. I had to lock it down. After a thousand times of him putting his hand inside the thing, I noticed it too. It’s emanating heat. Weird.
Have you noticed that? Some sort of chemical reaction is occurring in there.
I see he’s labeled the various echelons of material and it appears he wants to post a fan or a hose to it. Not sure what that’ll do quite yet. Let’s press on…
“Figure B(or 8)?2: The Grid”
Well, one thing is immediately obvious. Disneyland. He seemed pretty pissed when we didn’t take him to Disneyland for his birthday. Hmmm… Then, there’s a big sign pointing to our house. And several other green-looking houses too. I’d guess these are all reactors too.
There’s also a mysterious figure at the top that I haven’t quite placed yet. He labelled it “D4D4”. Not sure if that is code or an acronym, but he also mentions “poop”. No idea.
HYPOTHESIS: My 2 year old son is apparently formulating some infinite energy source out of our diaper pail so he can independently power Disneyland. It may be some back room deal with them so he can visit without needing us to take him there.
Or he’s planning a thermonuclear invasion of the Happiest Place on Earth.
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