Celebrity Twitterer Followers???
We try to derive happiness out of the simple things when it comes to our little blog since we’re, you know, not exactly MAKING ANY MONEY BLOGGING. I mean we have a good time over on the ole Twitter thang. But something has been happening lately that is making us question tweeting altogether.
I’m talking about celebrity Twitter accounts following us. It’s completely insane.
Yep, few things us poop our non-diapered pants more, aside from male readers salivating and saying our wives are hot, than a celebrity following us. Oh, and bad food from Mexican meals-on-wheels trucks. It makes us think, “Uh oh, what if they actually read our tweets?” We’ve reached Defcon 3 of Freaked-Outness.
It started off fine. The guy who wrote “Celestine Prophecy” clicked follow. Ricki Lake’s TV show pretend to listen to us. But then more of them started following and the pressure built. A former playboy playmate, Winnebago Man, Chynna Phillips and even Epic Mullet Guy. Rad and intriguing people with interesting lives. Following US?
But then HE started following us.
I’m holding up my cell phone playing Peter Gabriel right now…Cameron Crowe. Or, as he is known on Twitter, @CameronCrowe.
If I had to sit down and write my Top 5 list of directors, Mr. Crowe is in there. He has this unique ability to capture the singular feeling you get when you’re stuck in the amber of a moment. He’s a master. I’ve wanted to be in his movies since I was born. Having his Twitter account, even if it’s just managed by someone else, feels like a slap in the face. A good one though. Like when you need to be woken up or something.
Here is a letter I wrote to him, anyone know how to make sure it gets there? CLICK HERE
Someone needs to tweet and let him know we can’t take the stress of knowing he could possibly see what we’re writing. It’s completely crazy to us why anyone’s following us — if I’m being perfectly honest. But when people reply on Twitter or post a comment, it reminds us why we love doing it. We like hanging out with you guys.
Have a great weekend.
Horseshoes and hand grenades,
Charlie
26 Comments
26 Responses to “Celebrity Twitterer Followers???”
Congrats guys! Happy Friday… Love Epic Mullet Guy… hilarious!!! Started my day off right!
Isn’t he great? He’s a musical genius too.
Get used to it boys
Trying to… not successfully.
Great post! Congrats on the big time followers!
Thanks Eric! We’re working hard for the non-money.
Haha! I know the feeling, although you guys seem to really work it. I’m a part timer. Fun but can be a bit frustrating sometimes until you put it in perspective!
That is awesome. Don’t be so surprised, you guys are so funny. I love reading everything you add. I don’t have twitter but I follow you on facebook and pinterest.com. Love you guys, keep up the good work!
Thanks Monica? Or should I say Mom? Are you really one of our moms because you’re so supportive, odds are you’re our mom.
I’m being followed by my other 2500 Twitter accounts, which is also something. Although, to be fair, I also own 2000 Twitter accounts that I have decided would be too good to follow me. (These include my greedy-dumbass parody account, @SarahPalinUSA)
Your work as Faux Palin is quite good. Don’t degrade yourself like that. It’s the Lord’s work.
Your self-depreciating humble attitude makes me want to punch you in the face.
Try it. I dare you.
Double dog dare?
Love ya’s. But really. Quit it.
You quit it.
You guys are beyond stellarly awesomely phenomenally spectacular at this. And you should know it. That’s all I’m saying, man.
Wow, that’s kind of a big deal. I thought we hit it big when TeamCarsonAnna started following us, you know, Dancing with the Stars?
We’ll one up you HTBAD, just you wait and see. We’ll get Tom Selleck to start following us. Cameron may have great movies, but Tom has one hell of a mustache.
We’ll race you for Selleck followership. That’s the big time.
Wow! Now Cameron Crowe knows that Andy masturbates when his wife isn’t home.
Not many people can say that.
Everybody who reads the blog knows that Andy masturbates when his wife isn’t home. That’s like… a lot of people! LOL.
C’mon. Seriously. How many people can say that their masturbatory habits are known to a large online community and an elite celebrity contingent?
I never thought of that! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You gotta have star-high goals!
Rockin’! Like others above have said, this looks like the perfect time to try getting comfortable with the idea of the onslaught to come.
I’ll wait in line to see the movie when it comes out. It’ll have to be PG-13 with the masturbation* and all, so you might as well say “eff it” and go for the “R.”
That said, Cameron Crowe is awesome and I’m jealous. Hell, I even loved ‘Elizabethtown.’
* think ‘Fast Times’
I really appreciate your replies on here and FaceBook!It makes me feel like you appreciate when I take time out of my day to not just read but comment! You and your blog is awesome!