How to Be a Dad

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6 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #29”

1. Tad says:

   September 27, 2011 at 10:01 am

   For me, as opposed to magic, when I see drivers doing stupid things, I push random buttons in my car visualizing that it will activate high-tech Bond-like gadgetry like a low-frequency directional emitter that will immediately give the driver in front of me uncontrollable diarrhea, causing them to pull over, etc.

   I’m clearly not responsible enough for such either.

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2. MotherDuck says:

   September 27, 2011 at 10:56 am

   I know how she feels. Avara is Rad.

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3. Melinda says:

   September 27, 2011 at 12:18 pm

   Exactly! If I had gone to Hogwarts, I would be waiving my wand at those jackholes on I 95 who cut you off to get ONE whole car length ahead and saying something like, “Rodentium”! And *poof*! Said driver would find himself transformed into a guinea pig. Or maybe a chinchilla.

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4. Working Mommy says:

   September 27, 2011 at 8:51 pm

   alas, i’m in that boat as well!!

   wm

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5. Patti says:

   September 28, 2011 at 12:16 am

   Hahaha! Imagine how hard it would be to have to sit in the car muttering, “Will. Not. Disappear. Cars. Will. Not. Disappear. Cars. Grrrr!”

   Conversation with self:
   “But WHHHYYYYY can’t I make them all disappear!” (Whiny voice.)
   “You know you must use your magic responsibly.” (Mom voice.)

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6. Many Little Links: October 3, 2011 says:

   October 3, 2011 at 12:02 am

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