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Save The Gummy Bears!

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Each year, tens of millions of gummy bears are decimated by those who are blissfully unaware of the impact of their voracious appetites: CHILDREN. HowToBeADad.com feels it is our responsibility as parents and ecologically-minded individuals to help replenish this threatened community.

Gummy Bears in bed

How can you help this majestic creature?

Much like their distant cousin, the panda, gummy bears have difficulty reproducing on their own and need encouragement. Science has discovered gummy bears are 50% more likely to mate when people Like or Share our Facebook Page.

Do your part!

Just imagine the horror. A world without gummy bears… Help save the gummy bear, share this post or visit and like our Facebook Page!

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14 Comments

14 Responses to “Save The Gummy Bears!”

  1. Amit says:

    I will sign it every day at the week! My fav food at all times!

  2. Definitely worth signing…such a quality product (especially orange ones)!

    WM

    • andy says:

      Ha ha! The orange ones make you smarter and give you the gift of flight if you eat enough of them.

      (Someone try to prove me wrong)

      (And video the attempt)

  3. Nicole says:

    Save the gummy bears…. eat gummy WORMS instead!!! They are our plane ride favorite because the kids aren’t so savvy with gum to keep their ears from popping. Yes, their teeth may rot out at an earlier age, but at least it’s a happy plane ride!

  4. Jon says:

    I am assuming you have seen the World’s Largest Gummy Bear: http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm

    That thing may be able to defend itself.

  5. Kevin says:

    Save them? You mean save some for ME!

  6. Rebecca Hohenberger says:

    As a little girl, I used to keep a pair of each color in a shoebox lined with kleenex so that after I ate the rest of the bag, they could “re-populate”… no joke #wierdo

  7. tony says:

    they are made of all the leftovers of animals, skin bones guts etc!

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