Charlie & Andy’s Excellent Blog-venture!
Tomorrow, Andy and I will journey to our first official mommy blog conference. Why are we going to a mommy blog conference when we obviously don’t have visible women-parts? Well, I’m glad you asked.
We have no idea.
But it’ll be our first roadtrip, taking “How To Be A Dad” for a spin in real life to see if we can’t scare everyone away, one awkward hug at a time. We intend to be as loudly masculine and aggressively flatulent as possible, leaving no stone (or wine bottle) unturned. We hope if you’re in the San Diego area that you’ll come over and say a proper “hello” to us. Or even a “get out” and “security!!!!”, if you see us.
In light of the recent attention we’ve been getting, especially with Andy’s graphical “genius” on our Instructional Diagrams, I’d like to point out the intense jealousy and anger I’ve harbored about them. I bleed real blood for my posts and then he comes in, after we’ve had a creative session about an “instructional”, and in 6-8 hours of minor, half-interested busywork he churns out “masterpiece” after “masterpiece”. You guys seem to love it.
Two can play at that game, sirs and madams. I present to you my own “diagrams” if you will.
Suck it, Andy.
Instructional Diagram:
CHARLIE & ANDY’S BLOGHER 2011 TRAVEL SCHEDULE
::click an image to enlarge it::
Arrive at the Convention Center. I’m super excited about getting to San Diego here. Andy is communing with nature.
STEP 4:
Return home alive. The easiest way to carry excess luggage or friends is on the roof.
STEP 1:
Pick up Andy. Here’s me calling to Andy to come down. It might take a minute.
STEP 3:
Mingle with bloggers. A blog conference is a great way to meet new people. Unless you’re blacked out like Andy.
Twitter is where the action is going to happen while we’re blogher conferencing, because if we did it on Facebook everyone would unLike us or hide us in there feed.
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33 Responses to “Charlie & Andy’s Excellent Blog-venture!”
BAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny – there have been numerous times that I’ve wanted to bring drunk friends home on the roof of or in the bed of my pick-up!
And, there was one time I was driven home in my own truck by a friend’s boyfriend. And didn’t remember the next morning. And had a minute or two where I thought my truck was stolen.
Have fun at conference! I’m not going this year, but next year it’s on my MUST-DO list!
I consider ridiculously drunk friends are wild game. They can be strapped the hoods of cars and dragged behind the car. Unless that person is me. Then I need love and affection.
That is friggin’ hilarious! I feel the same way!!!
Tee Hee Hee….Nice one Charlie. I love what the both of you bring to the table. People do love pictures.
Have a blast. First round of drinks are on me!
People love works of art. Andy’s “genius” knows no bounds. I think he’s just a show-off. Don’t tell him I said that.
LOL! Step 1 looks like Andy is locked up in jail!
He only wears an ankle bracelet that tells the auhorities where he is. He’s not in jail… Exactly. I guess.
hilarious. =)
Yeah, imma tell andy I’m doing insutrctionals from now on. ::cue thousands of birds falling from the sky::
lol!
Reports from Arkansas today lead researchers to believe that Charlie Capen is doing “instructional diagrams” instead of Andy Herald.
In related news, a cat who can say his own name…
Hahah totally hilarious!
Thanks Ben. If by hilarious you mean my drawings are reminiscent of early Picasso.
They belong in the Met!
Being as masculine as possible is a must-do. Loin cloths and spears should do the trick.
Masculinity: nothing some good nudity can’t cure/snuff out.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ahhhhhh… so amazing (wiping a laught tear away). Nope, I’m not done.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I love Andy behind bars in his upstairs window. This is hilarious, Chuckie.
Givin’ Andy a run for his money.
I believe in truth in journalism.
I don’t know Luv…Charlie’s diagrams are pretty dang awesome…so basically I will put it nicely my Luv: “You’re FIRED!”
Thanks Lizzie!
My daughter had me take a look at your blog and now I’m hooked! Love it guys
Charlie, what Andy does for Graphics, you make up for in you very comedic posts. I think that is what makes your blog fun, keep it up.
Have fun at the convention!
Good luck, guys! I’ve been sharing your blog like crazy because it’s AWESOME! I also had to read each and every post to continue on the laughing journey that is your blog. Keep it up! (Selfishly, because I need more!!!)
Our blog is like one of those diseases that soon enough everybody in town gets. Like that movie “Outbreak”. We’re the monkey.
Oh, and I think Charlie got that drawing from his son… Who are you trying to fool, Charlie?
Is that a dig on my masterpieces? Who knew ONE person could create 4 masterpieces in one day. I did.
No, I’m complimenting your son, Charlie. He has some talent!!! Just stop stealing his work…
I’m glad I met you BEFORE seeing this “art” work.
Because you would’ve been too intimidated to talk to me? Breathless from the sheer majesty of my creation?
Wish I could come to the Mommy Blog Event. I’m sure you guys will add a lot to the ambiance. Have Fun!
I wish I could have been there this year to meet you guys! Love the instructional diagrams
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I was at Blogher! Wish I had been able to meet you guys. I am huge fan of the blog!