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• Amit says:

  at 4:34 am

  I have a friend that always says: “mom is a nature, dad is a job”…

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  • andy says:

    at 10:34 am

    That sounds almost zen.

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    • Amit says:

      at 10:41 am

      Zen and the Art of parenthood Maintenance

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• JJ @ says:

  at 7:28 am

  OMG, this is a brilliant category. The other day I told my husband that I had missed what he was saying because I was thinking about bananas. He didn’t even bat an eyelid.

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  • andy says:

    at 10:36 am

    That one is fantastic! We’ve got a special place in our hearts here for bananas. (See this Instructional Diagram and look closely) 😉

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• Stacie says:

  at 12:14 pm

  She’s almost right – I think it should be partially your job to help her out with the kids. 😉

  The other part sounds about right though lol

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  • andy says:

    at 1:08 pm

    I think she may have been including me in the “kids” category. She’s raising me, too.

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• heidi says:

  at 2:58 pm

  Laughed so hard…this is totally something I would say! Love it!

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• jetts31 says:

  at 4:32 pm

  My wife says the same thing to me except she usually punctuates it with a ‘your job is to shut the hell up’

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• kellyjean9 says:

  at 6:24 pm

  Love, Love, Love it. Too bad it doesn’t work!

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  • andy says:

    at 7:57 pm

    She thinks it’s too bad, I’m kinda glad it doesn’t. I cannot be stopped or silenced! I will burn a bra if I have to to prove it!

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    • kellyjean9 says:

      at 8:11 pm

      Oh trust me I know you cannot be stopped or silenced. Neither can my husband, much to my dismay!

      Go ahead a burn a bra – see what that will get you…. lol She will be thrilled that she can go spend your money on a new one, or she hates shopping for bras and is now even more ticked with you. Either way its gonna cost you.

      I love the saying “Happy wife, Happy life”. If only I could get my husband play along!!

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      • andy says:

        at 10:16 pm

        I love shopping for bras with my wife. “Bra shopping wife, happy husband.” Burn baby burn!

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• tugbabayram says:

  at 3:24 am

  It’s so great!

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• Vanessa says:

  at 10:06 am

  very nice

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