Fatherhood Fridays #4
Well… the last post went a little bit better so I’m gonna keep doing this thang for a minute. Just make sure you comment if you read this series of posts. That’s really the only way I know this stuff is cool or not to you guys!
These posts are just weird/cool links we found on the internet. So pass em around to all your little friends. I present to you, How To Be A Dad’s “Fatherhood Fridays #4:
“All your cuddles are belong to us.”1. Anti-Awkward Cuddle Bed (via Sin Verguenza)
I knew I went at the problem all wrong when I saw this GENIUS product. I wanted to apply the “removable limb theory” to where I put my arm or where my feet went when they started losing circulation.
This bed has slats of cushion that allow you to slide, tuck and roll your amateur spooning moves into something more efficient and cuddle-friendly. The only problem is: I enjoy sleeping in the nude and I might end up accidentally impregnating the mattress. And that might not fly with my wife.
Read more about the divisible bed: CLICK HERE!
What size Owl print are you?2. Animal Track Sandals (via Momtastic)
So, let me get this straight. You’re saying I can disguise my son’s cute little footprints with equally cute animal tracks?
Yeah, I’m in. I’m all in.
I have a Native American heritage and I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve heard that white people walk funny. Well, now we can hide it. You can become an owl, a Tyrannosaurus , a gecko — you name it. I want to buy these and commit a heinous crime, just so I can hear the explanation: “Detective, I think it was a giant, 175 lb. t-rex that killed that poor man tonight. Just look at those tracks.”
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9 Responses to “Fatherhood Fridays #4”
That bed is GENIUS!! Any idea where the photo came from originally?
HAHAHAHAHA, epic bed-traption! As far as the impregnating goes, put a sheet on the bed and cut it where the appropriate slits are needed.
I want those animal track sandals! They Rock!
Wifey, I can just see the little mud animal prints tracked in all over the kitchen floor and a forced smile and a look of pure horror wrestling for a place on your face. Ha ha!
What is this cuddling you speak of? After sex I go back to surfing the net. There’s another option?
Maybe it’s good for body parts not going to sleep or cramping during sex. It might just be one of those things they didn’t feel good about including in their marketing.
Or maybe it’s good for throwing over a task chair so your butt doesn’t go numb during after-sex net surfing.
LMAO @Reverse-Dad. I just mentioned your reply to SWAMBO (She who always must be obeyed) and the reply I got involved an upside down broom up a cavity which is naturally a one way down…
At 9 months pregnant I am completely unable to find a position to sleep comfortably. I can’t sleep on my back because the belly weight makes me short of breath, I obviously can’t sleep on my stomach because.. there’s apparently a basketball in there. This leaves sleeping on my sides as the only option, BUT when I do that, my arms fall asleep! All this is leading up to the very simple fact that.. I NEED THAT MATTRESS! (Actually, I needed it at least 2 months ago.)
Oh and the sandals are super cute too
PLEASE tell me that mattress is a real product. The cuddling random limb issue plagues me, and I also sleep on my stomach and my arms fall asleep at the shoulder!
You said to comment so that you can confirm we think this line of entries is cool. I’m all-in favor for these products!