Every dad—actually, every man—knows this sleep position. With or without the baby in bed, whether they’ve experienced it personally or not. The Dog House.
This one is basic to human beings and probably has been for all time. There are probably really uncomfortable slabs of rock in the floors of most caves around the world that cavemen have polished smooth with their asses, spending the night away from their upset cavewives and cavemammas.
“No man is an island” the saying goes. Yeah, we can be super dumb, but we’re smart enough to know that it’s not a good idea to sleep next to an exploding volcano. So, sometimes the couch is the raft a man needs to circumnavigate the evening while the lava cools.
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They won’t teach you how to stay out of The Dog House, but if you’ve got a smart phone, they’ll keep you entertained while you’re in it.