Kanye vs. Baby

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Kanye West vs. Baby

 

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It recently came to our attention that people tend to mistake a well-known hip-hop artist, Mr. Kanye West, for a small child. Further examination proved this to be a very easy mistake to make, indeed. So, for your own scientific assessment and review, we present to you: Kanye vs. Baby.

This instructional diagram could potentially hold the key to your own success in the raising of a baby or the care and management of a humorless, ego-maniacal celebrity with a fondness for rhyming words, autotune and 808 drum machines.

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40 Comments

  • Sunil says:

    Love it !

  • Love love love this! Why didn’t I find you guys earlier?

  • Kevin says:

    This is hilarious! And so true.

  • Stephanie G says:

    Hahahahaha!!! UH-MA-ZING!!!

    • charlie says:

      Thanks Stephanie. ๐Ÿ™‚ Was a fun one.

    • andy says:

      Kanye and babies are forces to be reckoned with, each are their own sort of natural disaster. Wear protective gear! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Tami says:

    Nice one guys! ; )

    • charlie says:

      Thanks, Tami. We’ll have nicer ones for you soon. Also, where is your smiley guy’s nose? :v)

  • Hahaha. Awesome. Next: Kanye vs. Zombie ๐Ÿ˜‰ lol.

  • Kanye West says:

    YOU DON’T OWN ME OR KNOW ME. MY RAPS MAKE THE WORLD TURN. PEOPLE LIKE DAYTIME. I JUST SMILE AT THE PAIN. I PUT PERSPECTIVE TO THE PEOPLE’S PAIN AND MAKE THE SUN COME OUT. THAT IS HOW THEY CAN SEE ME.

    • andy says:

      Oh man! This is too good to be true! Ha ha ha ha ha! That said, I do like daytime.

  • Baby says:

    I take offense at this allusion and by its comparison, the implications about my behavioral and sartorial choices. This shall not stand, Dads of HowToBeADad.com. I challenge you to a death-duel, Mr. West. A death-duel. Bottles & Breasts, Baby!

    • andy says:

      Dear Baby,

      We apologize for the insult. We would publish a formal retraction and delete this post… but it’s reeeeeeally funny! So… for what’s worth (nothing) sorry again.

      -The Dads

      P.S. Good luck with those teeth. They’ll be your friends, but not before they’ve been your enemy.

  • Tad says:

    Yo Kanye, Ima let you finish, but my toddler is the best dancer in the WORLD!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/tadnkat/5216960652/

    • andy says:

      Ha ha ha! Brilliant! So glad you let him finish too. He gets pretty uppity about that.

  • Rachael says:

    This made me laugh, especially after watching Kanye’s new soul-destroying ‘Monster’ video which also features Jay-z and led to me demanding that my husband never listen to any of his music ever again (he good-humouredly agreed).

    What about …

    overestimates own abilities
    puts feet in mouth

    • andy says:

      Rachael, you’re a very caring wife, because your request that he never listen to his music again will likely avert a gruesome murder suicide. And if that isn’t caring, I just don’t know what is.

      BTW, your added items are approved. We actually had to cut half of the points for Kanye’s comparison so it would fit, these things seem to write themselves.

  • Taylor says:

    Yo Andy, I’m really happy for youรขโ‚ฌยฆ I’mma let you finish. But Zombie vs Baby had one of the best instructional diagrams of all time!

    love the site fellas

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  • mattty says:

    thanks guys got that laugh i needed lol mattty

  • Melissa-Emily says:

    haha so true! Your a genius for this one lol

  • miv says:

    Lmao nice!!! Good one ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Amber says:

    AWESOME, LOLOL

  • Loren Helgeson says:

    Holy smokes!

    • charlie says:

      Yeah, those share numbers look like the number of times I’ve fallen asleep writing a post.

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  • Scott says:

    I wouldn’t just because it involves Kanye. But I think it’s funny.

  • Derek says:

    God, this is stupid.

  • Megan says:

    Derek must be the lone remaining Kanye fan out there. It’s okay Derek, we all have things we like for which we can be ridiculed.

    This post has new relevancy now that Kanye and Kim will have a spawn. Where to even go with that…?

  • Shayla says:

    This is awesome and so true ! I literally snorted-laughed

  • seamus says:

    Sorry, who is Kanye?.
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