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Kanye vs. Baby

Posted by on April 26th, 2011, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Kanye West vs. Baby

 

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It recently came to our attention that people tend to mistake a well-known hip-hop artist, Mr. Kanye West, for a small child. Further examination proved this to be a very easy mistake to make, indeed. So, for your own scientific assessment and review, we present to you: Kanye vs. Baby.

This instructional diagram could potentially hold the key to your own success in the raising of a baby or the care and management of a humorless, ego-maniacal celebrity with a fondness for rhyming words, autotune and 808 drum machines.

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39 Comments

39 Responses to “Kanye vs. Baby”

  1. Sunil says:

    Love it !

  2. Love love love this! Why didn’t I find you guys earlier?

  3. Kevin says:

    This is hilarious! And so true.

  4. Stephanie G says:

    Hahahahaha!!! UH-MA-ZING!!!

  5. Tami says:

    Nice one guys! ; )

  6. Hahaha. Awesome. Next: Kanye vs. Zombie ;) lol.

  7. Kanye West says:

    YOU DON’T OWN ME OR KNOW ME. MY RAPS MAKE THE WORLD TURN. PEOPLE LIKE DAYTIME. I JUST SMILE AT THE PAIN. I PUT PERSPECTIVE TO THE PEOPLE’S PAIN AND MAKE THE SUN COME OUT. THAT IS HOW THEY CAN SEE ME.

  8. Baby says:

    I take offense at this allusion and by its comparison, the implications about my behavioral and sartorial choices. This shall not stand, Dads of HowToBeADad.com. I challenge you to a death-duel, Mr. West. A death-duel. Bottles & Breasts, Baby!

    • andy says:

      Dear Baby,

      We apologize for the insult. We would publish a formal retraction and delete this post… but it’s reeeeeeally funny! So… for what’s worth (nothing) sorry again.

      -The Dads

      P.S. Good luck with those teeth. They’ll be your friends, but not before they’ve been your enemy.

  9. Tad says:

    Yo Kanye, Ima let you finish, but my toddler is the best dancer in the WORLD!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/tadnkat/5216960652/

  10. Rachael says:

    This made me laugh, especially after watching Kanye’s new soul-destroying ‘Monster’ video which also features Jay-z and led to me demanding that my husband never listen to any of his music ever again (he good-humouredly agreed).

    What about …

    overestimates own abilities
    puts feet in mouth

    • andy says:

      Rachael, you’re a very caring wife, because your request that he never listen to his music again will likely avert a gruesome murder suicide. And if that isn’t caring, I just don’t know what is.

      BTW, your added items are approved. We actually had to cut half of the points for Kanye’s comparison so it would fit, these things seem to write themselves.

  11. Taylor says:

    Yo Andy, I’m really happy for you… I’mma let you finish. But Zombie vs Baby had one of the best instructional diagrams of all time!

    love the site fellas

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  13. mattty says:

    thanks guys got that laugh i needed lol mattty

  14. Melissa-Emily says:

    haha so true! Your a genius for this one lol

  15. miv says:

    Lmao nice!!! Good one ;-)

  16. Amber says:

    AWESOME, LOLOL

  17. Loren Helgeson says:

    Holy smokes!

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  19. Scott says:

    I wouldn’t just because it involves Kanye. But I think it’s funny.

  20. Derek says:

    God, this is stupid.

  21. Megan says:

    Derek must be the lone remaining Kanye fan out there. It’s okay Derek, we all have things we like for which we can be ridiculed.

    This post has new relevancy now that Kanye and Kim will have a spawn. Where to even go with that…?

  22. Shayla says:

    This is awesome and so true ! I literally snorted-laughed

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